March 18, 2014
June 22, 2010
|Doctors vs Gun Owners
The number of physicians in the U.S. 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused Physicians Per year are 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
Now think about this:
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that’s 80 million)
The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
Statistics courtesy of FBI
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do..’
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends To this Alarming threat.
We must ban doctors Before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on Lawyers !!! For fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!
Courtesy of Ms. Vikkilee
January 31, 2010
Some chutzpah there by the producers of the event. And, I bet Rush did not ask one question to elicit some social agenda. Saw him dancing at some point in the event…not sure what that was about…but he seemed to be having good time. A Conservative with rhythym. Congrats Caressa Cameron.
November 18, 2009
A bizarre sequence of Elvis like mania seems upon us. Young girls are understandable…I recently stood in a checkout line with several vampire mags highlighting the pasty one for my daughter, in need of an Edward fix. That, I kind of grasp. But, older women are observed swooning over the seductive qualities of I am not sure what. No, I don’t get it. Clooney or some other packaged type I will concede, but Edward and the temptations of Bella? Silliness. Oh well, I realize when I am pissing into the wind on such matters. But, I will draw the line on Twitarded women in my life….(unlikely, I know) My daughter will be there Thursday or is it Friday night at midnight…hell probably both nights…for the opening of New Moon. What could Eclipse that?
November 7, 2009
November 5, 2009
It is refreshing to know that regardless of fame and machismo…Brad Pitt answers to a higher authority: Angelina! Whipped is whipped. Or, a partner is a partner, who we respect.
“The accident occurred in L.A. On October 24. The first thing Pitt worried about at the time was the reaction of his lover Angelina Jolie, said a witness who overheard Pitt after he sought refuge in a local building.
“He told the building manager that Angie was going to kill him because she thinks motorcycles are too dangerous,”
Geeze…Angelina is hot as a blonde!!! (Russian Trailer w/ Love….Hot here…hot anywhere)
November 3, 2009
The Obama Administration rebuffed enquiries re link between UFO sightings in Maryland and the bra that landed in the shopping district of New Hope, Delaware.
Reportedly three pedestrians were injured when they were pinned beneath a giant underwire.
Much speculation now exist amongst the scientific community about the event and what phenomenon might be truly taking place.
November 2, 2009
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told
the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and
color dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said: “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, “Please don’t take this
the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time – for
those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps
ivory or sky blue would be nice?”
“Well,” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s
directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so
excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
“My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on
our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately
and never spoke to each other again.”
“What about your third husband?” asked the sales clerk.
“That one was a Democrat,” said the woman, “and every night for four
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
going to be, but nothing ever happened.”