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November 26, 2008

King Missile & The Indians (Incompetence Defending Incompetence…Get Over It)


The Indians by King Missile

The Indians lived all over this land before we came and killed them.
That was very bad of us.
We thought we needed the land,
But for the most part,
We just ruined it anyway,
And now, nobody can use it.
That’s the way we are.
We’re pigs.
One of my favorite foods to eat is called corn.
The Indians call it , “maize.”
We call the Indians , “Indians.”
This is because Columbus thought he was in India
When he first came to this land.
Some people say we should call the Indians, “Native Americans,”
‘Cause they were here in America before us,
But before us,
This land wasn’t called, “America.”
It was named “America” by a mapmaker who never even came here.
He just lived in Europe
And made maps and when he found out about this land,
He just made a map of it,
And just put his name on it,
‘Cause he could.
That’s the way we are.
We’re pigs.

As I was writing this,
A cockroach fell from the sky and onto the table.
I killed it,
‘Cause I did.
That’s the way I am.
This doesn’t really have very much to do with the Indians, though.
I guess I got kind of sidetracked.
Anyway, I hope you see my point.

Just in time for the Thanksgiving Day celebration, another deep thinker set forth on the past plight of the something somethings. Can’t call them Native Americans or Indians. I just call them grossly incompetent at the time and also today. The greatest, long term example of governmnt intervention in a culture and the resultant chaos and sad results. Take away casino’s and a few enterprises and many tribes are a pitiful example of the govt. at its’ best. If there was ever a segment worthy of a helping hand to escape the reservation, the dole, psychological dependency and no hope….throw some CHANGE their way.      


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